Volume 4

Lone Hunter Gets Lost While looking for a Champion

The story for the day takes us to Trapsnare, the lone ranger, while he was out hunting for a Mr.Baracoon (no relation to the character in the last article) and got lost in the process. Mr.Baracoon was not available for comment.

As Trapsnare puts it, he was "acting foolish and on instinct. I was bored killing all those rats and slimes." The Slime and Goo foundation is considering a legal battle because of Trapsnare's "Mindless Killings."

While pursuing these "Mindless Killings" Trapsnare stumbled across a strange two way mirror. Worse yet was that there were two of them! Immediately interested, Trapsnare ran at the mirror and suddenly found himself facing a Wyvern! After being badly poisoned and using 8 different antidotes, Trapsnare did manage to escape further harm only to find more two way mirrors. Thinking they might take him back, he once again ran at the glassy surfaces.

However, they did not take him back. Trapsnare found himself in a Keep of some sort, filled with Scorpions, Spiders, and Terathian warriors. While their, the young adventurer fled for his life due to untold horrors. (The Scorpion, Spider, and Terathian Foundation is suing for damage claims. "My child!" One matriarch cried. "My poor babies! Now I have to go lay more eggs!) After running in circles for hours and the mage decided to page for a GM.

After waiting on hold for 30 minutes, the GM finally appeared by Trapsnare's side right as he was fighting for his life. The GM inconsiderately stood aside while Trapsnare faced yet another deadly poisoner. After vanquishing his foe and curing himself, Trapsnare faced the GM.

"I'm sort of lost in all this stuff. There's no more two way mirrors, I've been around 4 times! Say, is that an OSI robe?"

The GM gave Trapsnare one gleeful look and then spouted the usual statement made by OSI. "I'm sorry, I cannot help you with that!" and POOF once more he was gone. What the heck OSI was doing on a free shard beats me.

Finally, after another hour of searching, Trapsnare found another set of two way mirrors. Only to find himself trapped among Fire Breathers. The escape was quick (after a few lethal spells) and Trapsnare managed to find his way into the old lands near Papua where he was safely able to return to his own realm.
This is Trapsnare, Signing off Until next time.

(No photos were taken of this exercise due to no Photographers available. All legal claims are to be taken up with Snowy, the provider of payment and damage claims.)

Trapsnare reporting live from Silver Mist